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Two and a Half Men

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups

Ended · Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Jon Cryer Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell Berta
Angus T. Jones Jake Harper
Marin Hinkle Judith Harper
Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper
Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper
Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt
Melanie Lynskey Rose
Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Ryan Stiles Herb
Amber Tamblyn Jenny
Jennifer Taylor Chelsea
Sophie Winkleman Zoey
April Bowlby Kandi
Graham Patrick Martin Eldridge Mackelroy

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Creators

Lee Aronsohn Creator
Chuck Lorre Creator

Wide release

September 22, 2003 (21 years ago)

End

February 19, 2015 (9 years ago)

Origin

United States of America

Seasons

12 seasons · 262 episodes

Runtime

30m

Max position

15 · July 27, 2024 (4 months and 30 days ago)

Appearances

35 days in the Top 50

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Season 12

S12E01 · The Ol' Mexican Spinach 10/29/14 (10 years ago)
S12E02 · A Chic Bar in Ibiza 11/05/14 (10 years ago)
S12E03 · Glamping in a Yurt 11/12/14 (10 years ago)
S12E04 · Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 11/19/14 (10 years ago)
S12E05 · Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 11/26/14 (10 years ago)
S12E06 · Alan Shot a Little Girl 12/03/14 (10 years ago)
S12E07 · Sex with an Animated Ed Asner 12/09/14 (10 years ago)
S12E08 · Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 12/17/14 (10 years ago)
S12E09 · Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 01/08/15 (9 years ago)
S12E10 · Here I Come, Pants! 01/15/15 (9 years ago)
S12E11 · For Whom the Booty Calls 01/22/15 (9 years ago)
S12E12 · A Beer-Battered Rip-Off 01/29/15 (9 years ago)
S12E13 · Boompa Loved His Hookers 02/05/15 (9 years ago)
S12E14 · Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 02/12/15 (9 years ago)
S12E15 · Of Course He's Dead (1) 02/19/15 (9 years ago)
S12E16 · Of Course He's Dead (2) 02/19/15 (9 years ago)

Season 11

S11E01 · Nangnangnangnang 09/26/13 (11 years ago)
S11E02 · I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 10/03/13 (11 years ago)
S11E03 · This Unblessed Biscuit 10/10/13 (11 years ago)
S11E04 · Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 10/17/13 (11 years ago)
S11E05 · Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 10/24/13 (11 years ago)
S11E06 · Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 11/07/13 (11 years ago)
S11E07 · Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 11/14/13 (11 years ago)
S11E08 · Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 11/21/13 (11 years ago)
S11E09 · Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 12/05/13 (11 years ago)
S11E10 · On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! 12/12/13 (11 years ago)
S11E11 · Tazed in the Lady Nuts 01/02/14 (10 years ago)
S11E12 · Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 01/09/14 (10 years ago)
S11E13 · Bite Me, Supreme Court 01/30/14 (10 years ago)
S11E14 · Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe 02/06/14 (10 years ago)
S11E15 · Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 02/27/14 (10 years ago)
S11E16 · How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 03/06/14 (10 years ago)
S11E17 · Welcome Home, Jake 03/13/14 (10 years ago)
S11E18 · West Side Story 04/03/14 (10 years ago)
S11E19 · Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang 04/10/14 (10 years ago)
S11E20 · Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 04/24/14 (10 years ago)
S11E21 · Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot 05/01/14 (10 years ago)
S11E22 · Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 05/08/14 (10 years ago)

Season 10

S10E01 · I Changed My Mind About the Milk 09/27/12 (12 years ago)
S10E02 · A Big Bag of Dog 10/04/12 (12 years ago)
S10E03 · Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 10/11/12 (12 years ago)
S10E04 · You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For 10/18/12 (12 years ago)
S10E05 · That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 10/25/12 (12 years ago)
S10E06 · Ferrets, Attack! 11/01/12 (12 years ago)
S10E07 · Avoid the Chinese Mustard 11/08/12 (12 years ago)
S10E08 · Something My Gynecologist Said 11/15/12 (12 years ago)
S10E09 · I Scream When I Pee 11/29/12 (12 years ago)
S10E10 · One Nut Johnson 12/06/12 (12 years ago)
S10E11 · Give Santa a Tail-Hole 12/13/12 (12 years ago)
S10E12 · Welcome to Alancrest 01/03/13 (11 years ago)
S10E13 · Grab a Feather and Get in Line 01/10/13 (11 years ago)
S10E14 · Run, Steven Staven! Run! 01/31/13 (11 years ago)
S10E15 · Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 02/07/13 (11 years ago)
S10E16 · Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 02/14/13 (11 years ago)
S10E17 · Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 02/21/13 (11 years ago)
S10E18 · The 9:04 from Pemberton 03/07/13 (11 years ago)
S10E19 · Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon 03/14/13 (11 years ago)
S10E20 · Bazinga! That's From a TV Show 04/04/13 (11 years ago)
S10E21 · Another Night With Neil Diamond 04/25/13 (11 years ago)
S10E22 · My Bodacious Vidalia 05/02/13 (11 years ago)
S10E23 · Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 05/09/13 (11 years ago)

Season 09

S09E01 · Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 09/19/11 (13 years ago)
S09E02 · People Who Love Peepholes 09/26/11 (13 years ago)
S09E03 · Big Girls Don't Throw Food 10/03/11 (13 years ago)
S09E04 · Nine Magic Fingers 10/10/11 (13 years ago)
S09E05 · A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 10/17/11 (13 years ago)
S09E06 · The Squat and the Hover 10/24/11 (13 years ago)
S09E07 · Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 10/31/11 (13 years ago)
S09E08 · Thank You for the Intercourse 11/07/11 (13 years ago)
S09E09 · Frodo's Headshots 11/14/11 (13 years ago)
S09E10 · A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 11/21/11 (13 years ago)
S09E11 · What a Lovely Landing Strip 12/05/11 (13 years ago)
S09E12 · One False Move, Zimbabwe! 12/12/11 (13 years ago)
S09E13 · Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 01/02/12 (12 years ago)
S09E14 · A Possum on Chemo 01/16/12 (12 years ago)
S09E15 · The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 02/06/12 (12 years ago)
S09E16 · Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 02/13/12 (12 years ago)
S09E17 · Not in My Mouth! 02/20/12 (12 years ago)
S09E18 · The War Against Gingivitis 02/27/12 (12 years ago)
S09E19 · Palmdale, Ech 03/19/12 (12 years ago)
S09E20 · Grandma's Pie 04/09/12 (12 years ago)
S09E21 · Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 04/16/12 (12 years ago)
S09E22 · Why We Gave Up Women 04/30/12 (12 years ago)
S09E23 · The Straw in My Donut Hole 05/07/12 (12 years ago)
S09E24 · Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 05/14/12 (12 years ago)

Season 08

S08E01 · Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 09/20/10 (14 years ago)
S08E02 · A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 09/27/10 (14 years ago)
S08E03 · A Pudding-Filled Cactus 10/04/10 (14 years ago)
S08E04 · Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 10/11/10 (14 years ago)
S08E05 · The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 10/18/10 (14 years ago)
S08E06 · Twanging Your Magic Clanger 10/25/10 (14 years ago)
S08E07 · The Crazy Bitch Gazette 11/01/10 (14 years ago)
S08E08 · Springtime on a Stick 11/08/10 (14 years ago)
S08E09 · A Good Time in Central Africa 11/15/10 (14 years ago)
S08E10 · Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 11/22/10 (14 years ago)
S08E11 · Dead from the Waist Down 12/06/10 (14 years ago)
S08E12 · Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 12/13/10 (14 years ago)
S08E13 · Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 01/03/11 (13 years ago)
S08E14 · Lookin' for Japanese Subs 01/17/11 (13 years ago)
S08E15 · Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 02/07/11 (13 years ago)
S08E16 · That Darn Priest 02/14/11 (13 years ago)

Season 07

S07E01 · 818-jklpuzo 09/21/09 (15 years ago)
S07E02 · Whipped Unto the Third Generation 09/28/09 (15 years ago)
S07E03 · Mmm, Fish. Yum. 10/05/09 (15 years ago)
S07E04 · Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 10/12/09 (15 years ago)
S07E05 · For the Sake of the Child 10/19/09 (15 years ago)
S07E06 · Give Me Your Thumb 11/02/09 (15 years ago)
S07E07 · Untainted by Filth 11/09/09 (15 years ago)
S07E08 · Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 11/16/09 (15 years ago)
S07E09 · Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 11/23/09 (15 years ago)
S07E10 · That's Why They Call It Ball Room 12/07/09 (15 years ago)
S07E11 · Warning, It's Dirty 12/14/09 (15 years ago)
S07E12 · Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 01/11/10 (14 years ago)
S07E13 · Yay, No Polyps! 01/18/10 (14 years ago)
S07E14 · Crude and Uncalled For (1) 02/01/10 (14 years ago)
S07E15 · Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) 02/08/10 (14 years ago)
S07E16 · Tinkle Like a Princess 03/01/10 (14 years ago)
S07E17 · I Found Your Moustache 03/08/10 (14 years ago)
S07E18 · Ixnay on the Oggie Day 03/22/10 (14 years ago)
S07E19 · Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave 04/12/10 (14 years ago)
S07E20 · I Called Him Magoo 05/10/10 (14 years ago)
S07E21 · Gumby with a Pokey 05/17/10 (14 years ago)
S07E22 · This Is Not Gonna End Well 05/24/10 (14 years ago)

Season 06

S06E01 · Taterhead Is Our Love Child 09/22/08 (16 years ago)
S06E02 · Pie Hole, Herb 09/29/08 (16 years ago)
S06E03 · Damn You, Eggs Benedict 10/06/08 (16 years ago)
S06E04 · The Flavin' and the Mavin' 10/13/08 (16 years ago)
S06E05 · A Jock Strap in Hell 10/20/08 (16 years ago)
S06E06 · It's Always Nazi Week 11/03/08 (16 years ago)
S06E07 · Best H.O. Money Can Buy 11/10/08 (16 years ago)
S06E08 · Pinocchio's Mouth 11/17/08 (16 years ago)
S06E09 · The Mooch at the Boo 11/24/08 (16 years ago)
S06E10 · He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 12/08/08 (16 years ago)
S06E11 · The Devil's Lube 12/15/08 (16 years ago)
S06E12 · Thank God for Scoliosis 01/12/09 (15 years ago)
S06E13 · I Think You Offended Don 01/19/09 (15 years ago)
S06E14 · David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 02/02/09 (15 years ago)
S06E15 · I'd Like to Start With the Cat 02/09/09 (15 years ago)
S06E16 · She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime 03/02/09 (15 years ago)
S06E17 · The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 03/09/09 (15 years ago)
S06E18 · My Son's Enormous Head 03/16/09 (15 years ago)
S06E19 · The Two Finger Rule 03/30/09 (15 years ago)
S06E20 · Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 04/13/09 (15 years ago)
S06E21 · Above Exalted Cyclops 04/27/09 (15 years ago)
S06E22 · Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 05/04/09 (15 years ago)
S06E23 · Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 05/11/09 (15 years ago)
S06E24 · Baseball Was Better with Steroids 05/18/09 (15 years ago)

Season 05

S05E01 · Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 09/24/07 (17 years ago)
S05E02 · Media Room Slash Dungeon 10/01/07 (17 years ago)
S05E03 · Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 10/08/07 (17 years ago)
S05E04 · City of Great Racks 10/15/07 (17 years ago)
S05E05 · Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 10/22/07 (17 years ago)
S05E06 · Help Daddy Find His Toenail 10/29/07 (17 years ago)
S05E07 · Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 11/05/07 (17 years ago)
S05E08 · Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 11/12/07 (17 years ago)
S05E09 · Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 11/19/07 (17 years ago)
S05E10 · Kinda Like Necrophilia 11/26/07 (17 years ago)
S05E11 · Meander to Your Dander 03/17/08 (16 years ago)
S05E12 · A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 03/24/08 (16 years ago)
S05E13 · The Soil Is Moist 03/31/08 (16 years ago)
S05E14 · Winky-Dink Time 04/14/08 (16 years ago)
S05E15 · Rough Night in Hump Junction 04/21/08 (16 years ago)
S05E16 · Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 04/28/08 (16 years ago)
S05E17 · Fish in a Drawer 05/05/08 (16 years ago)
S05E18 · If My Hole Could Talk 05/12/08 (16 years ago)
S05E19 · Waiting for the Right Snapper 05/19/08 (16 years ago)

Season 04

S04E01 · Working for Caligula 09/18/06 (18 years ago)
S04E02 · Who's Vod Kanockers? 09/25/06 (18 years ago)
S04E03 · The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 10/02/06 (18 years ago)
S04E04 · A Pot Smoking Monkey 10/09/06 (18 years ago)
S04E05 · A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 10/16/06 (18 years ago)
S04E06 · Apologies for the Frivolity 10/23/06 (18 years ago)
S04E07 · Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 11/06/06 (18 years ago)
S04E08 · Release the Dogs 11/13/06 (18 years ago)
S04E09 · Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 11/20/06 (18 years ago)
S04E10 · Kissing Abraham Lincoln 11/27/06 (18 years ago)
S04E11 · Walnuts and Demerol 12/11/06 (18 years ago)
S04E12 · Castrating Sheep in Montana 01/08/07 (17 years ago)
S04E13 · Don't Worry, Speed Racer 01/22/07 (17 years ago)
S04E14 · That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 02/05/07 (17 years ago)
S04E15 · My Damn Stalker 02/12/07 (17 years ago)
S04E16 · Young People Have Phlegm Too 02/19/07 (17 years ago)
S04E17 · I Merely Slept With a Commie 02/26/07 (17 years ago)
S04E18 · It Never Rains in Hooterville 03/19/07 (17 years ago)
S04E19 · Smooth as a Ken Doll 04/09/07 (17 years ago)
S04E20 · Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 04/16/07 (17 years ago)
S04E21 · Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 04/23/07 (17 years ago)
S04E22 · Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 04/30/07 (17 years ago)
S04E23 · Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' 05/07/07 (17 years ago)
S04E24 · Prostitutes and Gelato 05/14/07 (17 years ago)

Season 03

S03E01 · Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 09/19/05 (19 years ago)
S03E02 · Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 09/26/05 (19 years ago)
S03E03 · Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 10/03/05 (19 years ago)
S03E04 · Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 10/10/05 (19 years ago)
S03E05 · We Called It Mr. Pinky 10/17/05 (19 years ago)
S03E06 · Hi, Mr. Horned One 10/24/05 (19 years ago)
S03E07 · Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 11/07/05 (19 years ago)
S03E08 · That Voodoo That I Do Do 11/14/05 (19 years ago)
S03E09 · Madame and Her Special Friend 11/21/05 (19 years ago)
S03E10 · Something Salted and Twisted 11/28/05 (19 years ago)
S03E11 · Santa's Village of the Damned 12/19/05 (19 years ago)
S03E12 · That Special Tug 01/09/06 (18 years ago)
S03E13 · Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 01/23/06 (18 years ago)
S03E14 · Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 02/06/06 (18 years ago)
S03E15 · My Tongue is Meat 02/27/06 (18 years ago)
S03E16 · Ergo, the Booty Call 03/06/06 (18 years ago)
S03E17 · The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 03/13/06 (18 years ago)
S03E18 · The Spit-Covered Cobbler 03/20/06 (18 years ago)
S03E19 · Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 04/10/06 (18 years ago)
S03E20 · Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 04/24/06 (18 years ago)
S03E21 · And the Plot Moistens 05/01/06 (18 years ago)
S03E22 · Just Once With Aunt Sophie 05/08/06 (18 years ago)
S03E23 · Arguments for the Quickie 05/15/06 (18 years ago)
S03E24 · That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 05/22/06 (18 years ago)

Season 02

S02E01 · Back Off, Mary Poppins 09/19/04 (20 years ago)
S02E02 · Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 09/26/04 (20 years ago)
S02E03 · A Bag Full of Jawea 10/02/04 (20 years ago)
S02E04 · Go Get Mommy's Bra 10/10/04 (20 years ago)
S02E05 · Bad News from the Clinic? 10/17/04 (20 years ago)
S02E06 · The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 10/24/04 (20 years ago)
S02E07 · A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 11/07/04 (20 years ago)
S02E08 · Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 11/14/04 (20 years ago)
S02E09 · Yes, Monsignor 11/21/04 (20 years ago)
S02E10 · The Salmon Under My Sweater 11/28/04 (20 years ago)
S02E11 · Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 12/12/04 (20 years ago)
S02E12 · A Lungful of Alan 01/02/05 (19 years ago)
S02E13 · Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) 01/15/05 (19 years ago)
S02E14 · Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 01/30/05 (19 years ago)
S02E15 · Smell the Umbrella Stand 02/06/05 (19 years ago)
S02E16 · Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 02/13/05 (19 years ago)
S02E17 · Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 02/20/05 (19 years ago)
S02E18 · It Was Mame, Mom 03/06/05 (19 years ago)
S02E19 · A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 03/20/05 (19 years ago)
S02E20 · I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 04/17/05 (19 years ago)
S02E21 · A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 04/30/05 (19 years ago)
S02E22 · That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 05/08/05 (19 years ago)
S02E23 · Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 05/15/05 (19 years ago)
S02E24 · Does This Smell Funny to You? 05/22/05 (19 years ago)

Season 01

S01E01 · Pilot 09/22/03 (21 years ago)
S01E02 · Big Flappy Bastards 09/29/03 (21 years ago)
S01E03 · Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 10/05/03 (21 years ago)
S01E04 · If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 10/12/03 (21 years ago)
S01E05 · The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 10/19/03 (21 years ago)
S01E06 · Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 10/26/03 (21 years ago)
S01E07 · If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 11/02/03 (21 years ago)
S01E08 · Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful 11/09/03 (21 years ago)
S01E09 · Phase One, Complete 11/15/03 (21 years ago)
S01E10 · Merry Thanksgiving 11/23/03 (21 years ago)
S01E11 · Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 12/14/03 (21 years ago)
S01E12 · Camel Filters and Pheromones 01/04/04 (20 years ago)
S01E13 · Sarah Like Puny Alan 01/10/04 (20 years ago)
S01E14 · I Can't Afford Hyenas 02/01/04 (20 years ago)
S01E15 · Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 02/08/04 (20 years ago)
S01E16 · That Was Saliva, Alan 02/15/04 (20 years ago)
S01E17 · Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 02/22/04 (20 years ago)
S01E18 · An Old Flame With a New Wick 02/29/04 (20 years ago)
S01E19 · I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 03/21/04 (20 years ago)
S01E20 · Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 04/18/04 (20 years ago)
S01E21 · No Sniffing, No Wowing 05/02/04 (20 years ago)
S01E22 · My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 05/09/04 (20 years ago)
S01E23 · Just Like Buffalo 05/16/04 (20 years ago)
S01E24 · Can You Feel My Finger? 05/23/04 (20 years ago)