If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Film • 2025 • Drama, Thriller Watch trailer 64% 66% 73.8% 73% 79%With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.Where to watch Streaming information by Cast & CrewMary BronsteinDirector & WriterRose ByrneLindaConan O'BrienTherapistA$AP RockyJamesDanielle MacdonaldCarolineDelaney QuinnChildMary BronsteinDr. SpringIvy WolkDianaMark StolzenbergParking AttendantManu NarayanLandlordChristian SlaterFatherSee all cast & crew on IMDbDetailsStatusReleasedReleaseOctober 10, 2025OriginsUnited States of AmericaGenresDramaThrillerTagsDark ComedyPsychological DramaPsychological ThrillerExternal linksLinks Apple TV Does the Dog Die? FilmAffinity IMDb Letterboxd MUBI Metacritic Official site Plex Rotten Tomatoes TMDB The Numbers Wikidata Wikipedia YouTube Popularity evolutionPositions in the top 50 for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in the past 30 days