If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Film • 2025 • Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Cast & Crew

Mary BronsteinDirector & Writer
Rose ByrneLinda
Conan O'BrienTherapist
A$AP RockyJames
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
Delaney QuinnChild
Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
Ivy WolkDiana
Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Manu NarayanLandlord
Christian SlaterFather
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Details

Status	Released
Release	October 10, 2025
Origins	United States of America
Genres	Drama
Tags	absent husband dark comedy female protagonist hotel long island, new york montauk motherhood mysterious illness psychological drama sick child therapist woman director

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Reviews	‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’: Sundance Review Screen • screendaily.com If I Had Legs I'd Kick You plays with fire around the powder keg of motherhood AV Club • avclub.com 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' Review: Rose Byrne Astounds in A24's Nightmarish Motherhood Drama Chase Hutchinson • thewrap.com Rose Byrne’s raw intensity in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You will send you into the best kind of hysterics The Globe and Mail • theglobeandmail.com If I Had Legs I’d Kick You: Maternal stress becomes searing, breathless psychodrama The Irish Times • irishtimes.com If I Had Legs I’d Kick You review: Rose Byrne delivers a tour de force of matriarchal fury in a mothering rollercoaster Stephen A Russell • timeout.com ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ Review: Rose Byrne Unravels in a Hilarious and Harrowingly Brilliant Portrait of a Mom in Crisis David Ehrlich • indiewire.com

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‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’: Sundance Review Screen • screendaily.com
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You plays with fire around the powder keg of motherhood AV Club • avclub.com
'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' Review: Rose Byrne Astounds in A24's Nightmarish Motherhood Drama Chase Hutchinson • thewrap.com
Rose Byrne’s raw intensity in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You will send you into the best kind of hysterics The Globe and Mail • theglobeandmail.com
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You: Maternal stress becomes searing, breathless psychodrama The Irish Times • irishtimes.com
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You review: Rose Byrne delivers a tour de force of matriarchal fury in a mothering rollercoaster Stephen A Russell • timeout.com
‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ Review: Rose Byrne Unravels in a Hilarious and Harrowingly Brilliant Portrait of a Mom in Crisis David Ehrlich • indiewire.com